To read or not to read? That's not a question.
You can't just stop reading, the same way you can't just stop breathing.
Wear this pin and everyone will know that, to you, reading is deadly serious.
This colourful, gold-backed, hard enamel lapel pin comes beautifully presented on a Jubly-Umph backing card. It is one of a limited edition.
Congratulations! You made it through another day without any nasty reactions to those around you! You held it together long enough not to stab anyone today. And we think that...